Frequently Asked Questions

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Our service is admonishment, by correspondence, for the discerning gentleman. That means writing, on paper, and the sending of unassuming plain envelopes, luxurious little missives of very personal castigation, specific to your most particular needs. 

We do not approve of emails. If you have a very urgent query, or some administrative question about how our letters work, you may contact The Administrator via my Help page.

Neither do we accept any personal callers, time-wasters or riff-raff.

Our services are only ever in the form of luscious little notes by post. We require a pseudonym from you, and an address with which we might safely correspond. What you do with your 'paperwork' is entirely your own concern, but by avoiding emails you avoid creating the digital footprint left by (even deleted) emails or internet browsing histories in computers and phones.

**N.B. Should you email our Administrator, every effort will be made to respond in anonymous, general terms, for your protection. Alternatively, you may write to The Administrator at my postal address (for which see 'Cut the mustard...')

Consider carefully which lady you would most like to communicate with, and write to her. 

To find out how, click on 'Cut the mustard...?' and ensure you follow the rules given there.

She will respond to you in writing with further instructions. 

If you are willing and able to meet her terms, and she feels like giving you a trial, we can go from there. It will cost you nothing up until this point. But remember: all our services are by correspondence. There will be no deviation from this rule, ever.